I grew up in the woods raised by rabid flying squirrels, yes, the ones with skin flaps under their armpits. At age 9, I was abducted by scientists and tested on until age 14 in Toronto, Canada. During the 5 years in Canada, I became well aquainted with Canadian pop culture. To make a long story short, I fell victim to such awful things as Avril Lavigne and the Toronto Maple Leafs. Then,during a routine commute to my 7th year of pre-school, I was hit by a FedEx Truck and awarded $1,000,000,000 in a court of law. I moved to Michigan, where I currently reside in the off-school months with my famliy and dog. I'm a freshman at the University of Michigan, which is most excellent.